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Old Apr 20, 2007, 10:51 AM // 10:51   #241
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*goes and enlists in military*
*Comes back with all my army buds*
*destroys everyone with our guns*
*burns down the bar and takes away the land permit from owner(not rebuildable)*

Guess youlll have to find a new bar :PPP
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 02:00 PM // 14:00   #242
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*Swampy peeks around the corner*

OK, they're gone now!

*pulls back curtain to reveal REAL bar*
*wanders inside with her Nerfbat*
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 02:28 PM // 14:28   #243
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*gets up*
*walks into real bar*
*orders a beer*
*sips beer*
*waits for more people*
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 02:31 PM // 14:31   #244
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*walks in*
*joins pwnd at bar*
*orders a jack and coke*
*sips it*
*pulls out my own nerfbat*
*looks for Swampy*



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*WHACK*

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Old Apr 20, 2007, 03:56 PM // 15:56   #245
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*kips up*
*throws out chain whip*
*kicks out and kills Spirit of the Sea with the spike at the end. *
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 04:52 PM // 16:52   #246
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*laughs at soul*
"Do you not know the story behind the legendary nerf bat son?"
*sips beer*
*prepares to tell the story*
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 05:07 PM // 17:07   #247
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*walks into the bar*
*shoots herself in the head*
*dies*
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 07:24 PM // 19:24   #248
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*Burns down the real bar*
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 08:08 PM // 20:08   #249
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*Smacks Spirit over the head with nerfbat*
*uses Extinguish on bar*
*grabs a bottle of 151 and a lighter*
*Pours 151 on Spirit*
*walks back towards bar, lights a joint, tosses lighter over shoulder in a slow-motion movie like way*
*Spirit catches on fire in background*
*laughs adn orders jack and coke at the bar*
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Old Apr 20, 2007, 11:17 PM // 23:17   #250
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*goes to hospital for 3rd degree burns*
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Old Apr 21, 2007, 01:55 AM // 01:55   #251
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Quote:
*burns Ultima, Omega and Penance*
~You can't burn metal you can't even melt it easily.

*Ultima uses "Oathkeeper"*

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Oathkeeper
-Weapon Hex, 15e|2c|30r : You are Immobilized, Next time target foe attacks Adjacent and Target Foe takes 3000 Holy Damage.
*Fallen dies cause it was holy damage cause he is a Fallen*
*Omega uses "Arc of Noah"

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Ark of Noah
-Weapon Enchantment, 10e|1c|10r : Next time Target Ally is hit Nearby foes take 1500 Holy Damage and Enchanted Ally takes Form of the "Ark of Noah".
When affected by Ark of Noah you're Movement Increases by 50% and Attack Speed is Decreased by 50%. And you gain 500 Absorption. for 600 seconds.
*Continue my Drink*
*And watch again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFrmV1-_uA*

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Old Apr 21, 2007, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #252
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*smashes swampgirl inez's head with baseball bat* SUCKA!!! OWNED!!!
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Old Apr 21, 2007, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #253
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*slowly gets up*
*rips Magna's head off*
*throws Magna out of the bar*
*buries Magna in concrete*
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Old Apr 21, 2007, 07:30 AM // 07:30   #254
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*bursts through the door of the bar*
*Grabs chair, and a Pint of Beer*
"Y'all never invited me silly piggleys!"
*Rushes Fallen, impaling him into the chair*
*Breaks off the chair inside Fallen, and chrushes it over his head.*
*sips beer, and smashes the rest over Fallens head*

*Takes whatevers left of the chair and hurls it at Pwnd*
*Pulls out a needle with bleach driving it into his neck*
*Yawns sitting at the bar*
*Sips another beer*
"Burp"
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Old Apr 21, 2007, 07:34 AM // 07:34   #255
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*Before Fallen tries to reap my head off he forgets about Ark of Noah*

*Rekilling him again while slowly he is being Auto-Resurrect*

*Run away from the Bar and Hide in my secret hideout^^.
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Old Apr 21, 2007, 08:27 AM // 08:27   #256
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*Goes to the disabled toilet*
*bursts in*
"Some secret hideout magna!"
*Blows up the toilet*
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Old Apr 21, 2007, 09:51 AM // 09:51   #257
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*It's outside the Bar*

*You just destroyed someones property for no reason*
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Old Apr 21, 2007, 10:58 AM // 10:58   #258
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*ponders*
*banishes Magna to hell*
*drinks a bottle of vodka*
*kicks someone*
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Old Apr 21, 2007, 03:15 PM // 15:15   #259
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*Takes EVERYONE in this fight and everyone who ever was going to join to a concetration camp, kills em, burns down all bars in the universe and makes it so that the killed people cant get resed*
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Old Apr 21, 2007, 08:35 PM // 20:35   #260
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*sips beer*
*wonders why Spirit double posted*
*wonders when swampy will get Spirit with the nerf bat of doom*
*sips beer*
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